{"id":32,"date":"2007-11-26T15:12:39","date_gmt":"2007-11-26T23:12:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angieandjim.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/26\/airport-security\/"},"modified":"2008-06-02T16:03:58","modified_gmt":"2008-06-02T23:03:58","slug":"airport-security","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angieandjim.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/26\/airport-security\/","title":{"rendered":"Airport Security"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, last night, we were standing in the security line at the airport, getting ready to head home from Portland.  I left my shoes and purse with Jim and stepped out of line to inform one of the security personnel that I have a pacemaker (which means they don&#8217;t let me through the metal detectors &#8211; they have to pat me down instead).  The man I spoke with said to stand to the side for a minute and a woman would be with me shortly to screen me.<\/p>\n<p>I happened to be standing near a thin, elderly woman, when the female attendant came over.  The security woman walked straight up to this older lady and said kindly, &#8220;I&#8217;m here to pat you down because of your pacemaker.&#8221;  The poor lady looked positively alarmed and stammered, &#8220;I-I don&#8217;t have any pacemaker!&#8221;  I felt so bad for her!  I jumped in and showed the woman my pacemaker card:  she looked very surprised, but the harassed-looking older lady was immensely relieved.  Jim and I had a good laugh about it as we headed to our gate.<\/p>\n<p>That was the most eventful moment of our trip home, except perhaps our first few minutes back with Jaquie, which were filled with much joy and purring.  It was a wonderful vacation, but it&#8217;s also good to be home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, last night, we were standing in the security line at the airport, getting ready to head home from Portland. I left my shoes and purse with Jim and stepped out of line to inform one of the security personnel that I have a pacemaker (which means they don&#8217;t let me through the metal detectors [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[14],"tags":[26,31,38,56],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8WrW-w","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angieandjim.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angieandjim.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angieandjim.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angieandjim.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angieandjim.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.angieandjim.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angieandjim.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angieandjim.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angieandjim.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}