{"id":19,"date":"2007-11-19T22:16:39","date_gmt":"2007-11-20T06:16:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angieandjim.com\/blog\/quotes\/quote-board\/"},"modified":"2008-11-23T20:37:37","modified_gmt":"2008-11-24T03:37:37","slug":"quote-board","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.angieandjim.com\/blog\/quote-board\/","title":{"rendered":"Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script src=\"http:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/quotes\/widget\/897073\" type=\"text\/javascript\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">0000000000000000000000000000000000000000<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Random Quote Board<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>These quotes have appeared under a wide variety of circumstances, mostly in our own household &#8211; we&#8217;ll continue to add more as they happen.  I credit both the Carlson family and my sister, Emily, with the &#8220;quote board&#8221; idea.  Enjoy reading some of the strange and entertaining things we have found ourselves saying!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They can drop them on the floor.  They can eat them off the floor.  They&#8217;re the perfect little kid food.&#8221;  &#8211; jim<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Divorce is not a dead horse.  &#8230;although it does sound like it.&#8221;  &#8211; jim<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If that&#8217;s the way it works, it doesn&#8217;t work.&#8221;  &#8211; angie<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You can write it off on your tithing.&#8221;\u00a0 &#8211; jim<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Just sit right here and hold still while I take off your legs.&#8221;\u00a0 &#8211; joseph<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t think this fire is capable of hot.&#8221;\u00a0 &#8211; jon<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s a good thing to do with your face.&#8221;  &#8211; mommy pam<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I need a suspension of financial reality.&#8221;  &#8211; jon<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They&#8217;re just playing basketball; and in the Playoffs, you can&#8217;t play basketball.&#8221;\u00a0 &#8211; charles barkley<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not sure for sure.&#8221;  &#8211; jon<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why don&#8217;t you just snitch from the bowl that doesn&#8217;t have anything in it?&#8221;  &#8211; jim<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No wonder you can&#8217;t sleep &#8211; you&#8217;re pajamas are on inside out!&#8221;\u00a0 &#8211; grandma gayle<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But, what happens if something <em>happens<\/em>?&#8221; &#8211; justin<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You gotta do the little things when you don&#8217;t do the big things.&#8221;  &#8211; some guy<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Outside?&#8221; &#8220;Well, outside the inside.&#8221;  &#8211; angie &amp; jim<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The worst to come is yet to come.&#8221;  &#8211; jim<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The word &#8216;silly&#8217; will never be the same&#8230;&#8221;  &#8211; mommy pam<\/p>\n<p>(referring to Jim&#8217;s work) &#8220;So, basically, you&#8217;re building the Death Star?&#8221; &#8211; matt<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Life just doesn&#8217;t get better than being chased by a duck on a stick.&#8221; &#8211; nate<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;EggNog is so rich, you could put kitty litter in it and it would still taste the same.&#8221; &#8211; kelly<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s pretty gross, if you think about it&#8230;but I can turn off my brain for one night a year.&#8221; &#8211; joseph<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I was looking in the mirror and I was examining my brain&#8230; and I suddenly remembered, I <em>did<\/em> have lunch today!&#8221; &#8211; grandma gayle<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Come moosh my face.&#8221; &#8211; mommy pam<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;wham.  jimmy goes down.&#8221;  &#8211; jim<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;ISAAC MAKE FIRE!  AHHHH!&#8221;  &#8211; isaac (our little nephew)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He wears <em>my<\/em> high-heels all the time, so I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;ll be fine.&#8221;  &#8211; kelly<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A billion seconds go by every second.&#8221;  &#8211; jim<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;By &#8216;me&#8217; do you mean you, or do you mean me?&#8221;  &#8211; jon<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No wonder it doesn&#8217;t taste very good &#8211; it&#8217;s spelled wrong!&#8221;  &#8211; angie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Random Quote Board These quotes have appeared under a wide variety of circumstances, mostly in our own household &#8211; we&#8217;ll continue to add more as they happen. I credit both the Carlson family and my sister, Emily, with the &#8220;quote board&#8221; idea. 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